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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

4 Days to Greg!

Anyone know how to lose 35 unsightly years in 3 short days? If so, please email ASAP.

Nah, it's fine. I'm a way-blessed person in this circle of hell. This morning feels calmer, and I didn't sleep like Rip Van Winkle so things can be handled.

What's really nuts is that 3 people have been shot dead in the last 4 days in NH. One in Chesterfield, close to home. And Mitt Romney is gonna run for Prez. That's so nuts I can hardly believe it's true.

In the big picture, I'm sitting in my caved-in wingchair, cuppa in hand, here in The Shire. Come Saturday night, Strider and I will be sittin on a rainbow.

Little else matters. I'll have news for you later. Enjoy the morning. Oh, and if you're like me, among the 12 people who haven't seen this yet, enjoy:
http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/

8 comments:

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

FYI, Oil of Olay doesn't work. Good thing is that most of our contemporaries eyesight is failing.

With your new slim body, you will knock them dead.

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CarrieBoo said...

I was one of the twelve people... here is my delayed laughter *chortle snort snigger* (That was a beaut.)

You could try wrapping yourself in cling-film (seran-wrap to yuze?) for 24 hours?

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

It's Wednesday morning here in NZ, so does that make it only 3 days?

Remember, however excited you get, keep breathing.

Just think of the 35 years as adding character.

The Elephant's Child said...

Only 4 days. Ooooh. You know we want a detailed report don't you?

SarcasticTestGuy said...

If I don't tune in again in time: have the time of your life with Greg!

Geo. said...

Here in California, I find moving the mirror back a foot or two every year helps with my appearance. Mirror is now somewhere in Peru and I look great. Keep your humor!

Austan said...

Arleen- The latest interviews with Greg show him wearing thick glasses. I'm safe!

Lawless- do they make them for your whole body?

Carrie- I wore plastic wrap once. Never again!

TSB- That only works for men.

STG- Thanks! I'll try!

Geo- Now there's a plan for a long-term solution! :D