This year I have no Resolutions including not having resolutions. I will probably, over the year, resolve to do or not do something. But I'm not piling more shit on my head right from the beginning. I made a couple last year, didn't do them, and have slapped myself upside the head ever since making them. Maybe my first in the year resolution is to not create things I'll end up slapping myself upside the head over.
When I think "Resolve" I think debate team, and I'm sure there will be lots to debate this year. At the moment I don't really care. All I want is a few yuks.
So here is the great Lev Yilnaz' "Tales of Mere Existence Resolutions" for 2011:
I'll Fly Away
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