Since there are seven billion people now, I'll keep it short. I know you're a busy man.
For Christmas this year, I'd like events in 2012 instead of regular things. You're a magickal being; you can do anything. So:
A memorable and fabulous time with Strider at a Greg concert. Don't let me faint or be a babbling fool.
A visit with my brother Billy, here or in Joisey, and with no crisis involved.
A visit with the Indiana branch. I haven't seen them in too long.
A successful end to all that's happened in Hobbiton; everyone comes back who wants to and we can save this housing.
Marble Arvidsen is found. And while I'm at it, Tina and Bethany too. These families need their hells to be over.
And finally, that whatever happens, I don't lose it and will stay in the game so I can be of help instead of part of the problem.
That's a lot to ask, but I've been pretty good this year. I hope you'll grant my wishes.
Thank you, Santa.
Merry Christmas, and my best to Mrs. Claus and the elves and reindeer, especially Donder and Blitzen.
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