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Friday, January 6, 2012

Zero Tolerance

I'm in absolute bitch mode today. The sugar withdrawal, monthly hormonal rage and remarkable idiocy around me has landed all at once and I can't even stand myself, much less anyone else.

And so I'll spare us all and just leave some newsie bits for your...whatever.

Mt. Etna erupts (didn't it used to be spelled Aetna?)

At least it wasn't a customer:

Gods Bless the Irish

Sign of the times:

We did something good for once?!

It's Jor-a-lemon, not Joral-eh-mon Street:

Maybe he should be their candidate:


Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Don't worry about it. Everyone I know is in a bad mood as well.
It's the traditional post-Christmas (sorry, sorry, for you folks in the USA) post-Holiday depression. It will pass. If you're going sugar-free, can I recommend bacon.It always makes me feel better, well that and whisky.

Austan said...

TSB- Haha! Bacon is cooking as I write! Sadly, whisky's out of the scene until April, too.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear....sorry you are out of sorts. Changing the diet can really do a number on you. Interesting tid bits though, exploding volcanoes, expiring Chinese cooks and rioting Irish not to mention buildings full of nothing but hot air. Wow. Isn`t there some kind of drug you can take for the withdrawal symptoms? lol

Austan said...

Lawless- I wish! It would help if I could sleep, but you know how that is. "Twas the night before Aunt Flo, and all thru the house not a creature was sleeping cuz Mama's a louse."

klahanie said...

Hi Laura,
Okay, let me see if I can cheer you up. Shy and modest me, the 'wee folks' in my garden and ta dah! Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, send you positive wishes for the "remarkable idiocy! and all that is causing you concern, to stop! :)
In kindness and respect, your way....

Austan said...

Oh Gary, you're making me smile ear to ear. You, the wee folks in your garden and Penny, the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, are magic. xx