I'm in absolute bitch mode today. The sugar withdrawal, monthly hormonal rage and remarkable idiocy around me has landed all at once and I can't even stand myself, much less anyone else.
And so I'll spare us all and just leave some newsie bits for your...whatever.
Mt. Etna erupts (didn't it used to be spelled Aetna?)
At least it wasn't a customer:
Gods Bless the Irish
Sign of the times:
We did something good for once?!
It's Jor-a-lemon, not Joral-eh-mon Street:
Maybe he should be their candidate: